A Gunman closes the road

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Well just to show you how "great" the town is in which I live, Moonbug has escaped, last year there was a armed bank raid that closed the High Street for about 9 hours meaning I could not get to KFC, most annoying. Well today my road is closed because ..... yes another gunman.

So far its been closed off for about 7 1/2 hours and they have no idea how long it will remained shut.

When I arrived back after work I was told no vehicles anymore, but after some complaining and liability warning my side they said I could leave my bike the other side of the tape. This then changed to "push it down the road to the car", then "as far as you can go", meaning until my boss notices and tells me to stop you. So I pushed the bike past the first car then up onto the pavement where they were not checking and down the rest of the way to the house.

Hopefully I will be able to get out in the morning, but tempted to take my sword and show them how to deal with the problem.

Oh and last week there was a bomb scare in the prison which turned out to be a iPod